What you need is to read something REALLY DAMN FUNNY...and I got the prescription, right here. So, take this over to whiny_general, and get to reading. It's the journal of someone who works at a hospital, usually in reception (though they shift around a little), discussing moronic patients, pathetic managers, and all around hospital idiocy. Best part? It's all true (though names may be changed to protect the stupid).
Even if you aren't sad, read up. It's worth it.
whiny_general Hospital...there's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.