Busted By Tornado: Robert L. Medvee's house was torn up by a tornado. He hired workers to repair his home, and stayed with friends while the work was going on. Workers discovered a stash of kiddie porn so big, they had to get a pickup to haul it all away. Way to go, dipshit: one would think that if you were this heavily engaged in an illegal activity, you'd take pains to hide it when you weren't going to be there for an extended period of time, but strangers were taking your house apart.
Pudding Cups For Football: Someone please, go kick the squirmy shit out of this idiot. Clay (who is a lawyer in the U.S. Virgin Islands) is married to Lara (A former Tennessee Titans cheerleader). He was born and raised in Nashville, TN, and even went to Vanderbilt University. However, Titans games aren't shown in the Virgin Islands, and this disappoints him. Since, according to him, "watching your favorite NFL team play on Sunday is essentially a fundamental right of Americans", he's decided to eat nothing but pudding until NFL games are available to him each weekend. Ooh, way to strike there, buddy...such a deep sacrifice to show your support. Fuck you, go and drown yoursefl in that vat of pudding.