I've been waiting and waiting on payment for this one particular corporate logo I did. As it turns out, the person who is ultimately holding the cash, well, somewhere he got the impression that he was going to get 3 logo designs from me. This was, however, without MY knowledge; no one ever mentioned this little factoid to ME (or, apparently, to anyone else, for that matter). All I was told was to design the logo, ONE LOGO.
So, now, a fucking MONTH after the design was finalized and the invoice submitted, NOW he wants changes (and, if I may add a bit of artistic temperament to this, some really STUPID changes), making some crack about "I have to get something before I'm authorized to pay this bill".
Yeah, I'll give him something. Something large, blunt, and heavy upside his head.