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Anti-American

Browsing about this evening, I happened a list of anti-American insults. A few of them hit quite close to home, or were just damn funny, so I thought I'd share. Note that I am not doing this to bash America (this time, he said with a grin), but simply because they made me laugh. So, if you're offended, either don't read 'em or suck it up.

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation.

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz.

It was wonderful to find America, put perhaps it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.

The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.

America: a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.
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    Yes, oh YES, I just LOVE being awake at 5am, after laying in bed since 2:30, trying to will myself back to sleep. Dear sweet ranch-flavored JESUS, am…

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