America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation.
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz.
It was wonderful to find America, put perhaps it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.
The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.
America: a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.