**********: *falls at your feet in demon worship*
**********: LOL
**********: I can't pay tithes, tho
**********: How about Monopoly money?
**********: I'm not very good at the undying part.
**********: I don't have one.
**********: I sold it in 1997.
**********: Oh?
**********: Well I never did get what I asked for - except for the sex part. The problem is that part is pointless without the rest.
**********: LOL
**********: Problem is I don't die. I reincarnate.
**********: eh? *looks confused and innocent and other things*
**********: My soul doesn't care for party time much.
**********: In fact, I'm quite an emotionless cold fish when not bound to earth by a hormonal lump of flesh.