Last night, while watching 'Creepshow 2' , caliban and I found a new source of merriment. You all know the way you add the words 'in bed' to the end of any fortune cookie to make it more interesting? Well, we've decided that any description or statement becomes more interesting if you add one of the 2 following phrases: " TAINTED WITH BLOOD " or " SMEARED WITH GORE ". But you cannot just say it, you have to intone it in a deep, growly voice. Go ahead, try it. But don't do it to fortune cookies. "In bed" is sacrosanct.