God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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Still Unfair

People that know me know that I tend to have very vivid dreams. For the most part these dreams tend to be somewhat disturbing (which ends up translating to really well-run horror games, but that's another story entirely). Then there's the boring ones, no worries. Here's what pisses me off, though: my brain is apparently incapable of having dreams of a sexual nature. Actually, that's not completely true. I do have them, but I never get to actually DO anything in them. Something always stops me, or interrupts things, or what-have-you. Let me tell you, waking up from a dream like that is damn near as bad as coitus interruptus; your brain is just getting into things and then the rug is pulled out from under you. Now, Dianna, she doesn't have that problem, quite the opposite. I guess she's doing enough for both of us. ;)

I suppose there's a good side to it all: I don't even cheat in my dreams! But, damn, when the dream gets you into that position and then whips it away...well, hell, that's just not right.

Poll #431163 Sex Dreams

Do You Have Sexual Dreams?

Yes, lots of them
10(20.4%)
Yes, occasionally
27(55.1%)
Yes, rarely
10(20.4%)
No
1(2.0%)
I don't dream
1(2.0%)

If You Do, Do You Actually Complete The Act?

Yes, every time
3(6.2%)
Yes, most times
14(29.2%)
Sometimes
11(22.9%)
Only occasionally
6(12.5%)
No, dammit, and it really sucks
14(29.2%)

Do Your Sexual Dreams Involve Your Significant Other?

Always (exclusively)
3(6.4%)
Sometimes
23(48.9%)
Never
15(31.9%)
Yes, plus others
6(12.8%)
Yes, but they look different, does that count as cheating?
0(0.0%)
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