Humans...Gotta Love 'Em (With Cream Sauce)

OK, so you are married, and you basically can't stand each other, so you're on a break. You are online, and you start up a sizzling relationship with some online person, cybering, etc., to the point of planning to leave your partner and get married. You finally plan to meet up one day, in person, and you'll finalize these plans, and when you get there...you discover the person all this has been happening with is your wife, who of course was doing the exact same thing. Way to go, chumps.

Hey, I love tattoos, sure. But it's bad enough when you get some long involved phrase tattooed on you, but it's worse when you end up using bad grammar and spelling, not to mention that's just not a good tattoo (around the back of the waist, since it's hard to tell in that pic). but, then, she seems to do this quite a bit. Scariest part? She's proud of these...well, no accounting for taste, eh? There's naught as queer as folk.

*Thanks to geisha_doll and wesa for the links*