"I told you," cried Sid Shady. "I came up north to track and kill the great brown bear that attacked that family of campers. On my second day I found his tracks, and by nightfall I was hot on his trail. Early the next morning, I sighted him heading east. The sun was shining in my eyes, so I couldn't see much more than his silhouette. The bear was uncanny. He lost me several minutes later when he cut through a stream. Knowing he might hide and charge me, I got behind a rock and squinted into the sun to search for movement. Suddenly, a shadow came up from behind me. Panicked, but certain it was the bear, I whirled around and shot. To my horror, I shot and killed Dan Manly." "That story won't hold," said Detective Shadow. Why not?
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