1. Explored alone in the night in a haunted abandoned asylum
2. Appeared in multiple films
3. Put someone in the hospital, who I didn't personally know, with every intention of him staying there
4. Engaged in sex with a married partner twice my age, in their spouse's place of business
5. Talked my way out of arrest, more than once
6. Been stalked and threatened by "witch hunters"
7. Been chased down by a maniac with a battle rifle
8. Driven across the country, more than once
9. Performed multiple marriage ceremonies
10. ....and there's one other that I can pretty much guarantee I've done that y'all haven't, but I'd rather not talk about that.