Paranoia Will Destroy Ya

OK, first things first: if you live in Kentucky, well, button up your assholes...if you don't, be aware of the kind of shit happening, and hope your state is slightly more enlightened. Seems a young man there is a budding writer, and happened to write a story involving zombies taking over a high school. his grandparents found it, and now he's facing a second-degree felony terrorist threatening charge. Yes, you saw that correctly, the redneck idiots have arrested him for terrorist threats. According to one shining example of Kentucky's Finest, "Anytime you make any threat or possess matter involving a school or function it's a felony in the state of Kentucky." The guy has been trying to tell them that this is a short story, it mentions no specific names or places nor is a threat to anyone, but they aren't listening...in fact, they upped his bond by 5 times. Are you fucking kidding me? So, if I was in Kentucky and happened to own, say, Assault on Precinct Thirteen, is that a felony terrorist threat? More and more, I find reasons to not want to be in this fucked-up country.