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Fear Me, I Am Evil

Devil Wept: Earlier today I found out that I was beat up in school by all the other kids, because I was different, and into magic stuff.
Chaos Blackflame: Oh really? I didn't know that...
Devil Wept: I don't recall that either. Must have been a magical experiment I was doing, that went wrong and erased my memory.
Chaos Blackflame: I suppose...or your coven leader subjugated your memories.
Devil Wept: Yeah that's it.
Devil Wept: It's all comming back to me now.
Chaos Blackflame: Ah, well...hold on, I better cast a new suppresion for you...can't have you remembering that.
Chaos Blackflame: *grabbing his black robes of conjuration and goat's skull*
Devil Wept: Emily and PJ called some godlike being, that went by Frank, and he did all kinds of horrible things to me.
Chaos Blackflame: *lighting candles*
Chaos Blackflame: *chanting and reading from the large tome covered in human skin, which rests on a podium of bones*
Chaos Blackflame: *biting the head off a live bat*
Chaos Blackflame: *intoning the name of PeeWee Herman*
Devil Wept: Oh no!!! Not the curse of the PeeWee!!!!!
Chaos Blackflame: YOU SHALL REMEMBER NOTHING OF YOUR PAST
Chaos Blackflame: YOUR MIND IS SUBJECT TO MY WILL
Chaos Blackflame: YOU WILL RETURN TO YOUR STATE OF VEILED IGNORANCE
Chaos Blackflame: SO MOTE IT BE
Devil Wept: Duhh, ok George.
Chaos Blackflame: *closing the book, blowing out the candles, cracking open a Corona*
Chaos Blackflame: Here...I think you hit your head.
Devil Wept: I don't remember that. What happened to my glasses?
Chaos Blackflame: They fell when you hit your head. Here they are, we'll get them fixed when we stop in Mexico.
Devil Wept: And who the fuck are you?
Chaos Blackflame: Me? I'm Rob Zombie.
Devil Wept: What's in Mexico?
Chaos Blackflame: Mexicans.
Devil Wept: Ah.
Chaos Blackflame: Feel better?
Devil Wept: Surprisingly good.
Chaos Blackflame: Good.
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