God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
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And, Hot On The Heels Of That Bit Of Philosophy...

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet Jehovah and asks Jehovah if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," Jehovah says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

Jehovah says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", Jehovah replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

Jehovah says, "So they would love you!"
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