God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll

Expand Your Mind

Sorry for skipping a day...my bad. Several of you figured out that Ms. Bush's strange tree ritual isn't so strange after all...she grows Xmas trees! Since I missed yesterday, here's two for ya:
1. Shadow and other avid mountain climbers paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they reached the pinnacle, and, to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since Shadow and his fellow climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?

2. Sam Slug and Sid Shady were trying to snitch a few oranges from an orange grove but found them to be out of reach. Since Slug stands six feet and Shady stands five feet, Slug invited Shady to stand on his shoulders in order to reach the fruit. Shady climbed up on Slug's shoulders, but even then the fruit was just beyond Shady's grasp. Would it make any difference if Slug was to stand on Shady's shoulders?
Mmmm...fresh oranges. Reminds me of my days in Florida.

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