God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll

  • Music:

I'm Such A Scapegoat

discordian and I, talking about his recent temporary move to Ohio...
discordian: .... watch, something's going to happen, and I'm going to end up staying here for like 8 years.
discordian: I'm gonna do something stupid like fall in love or something.
archmage: Shut up, man...no fate-tempting
discordian: Oh, I'm expecting it.
discordian: Our lady can't just pass up an opportunity like this.
archmage: Which is why you shouldn't tempt her
discordian: Yeah... you know... I don't think it much matters in my case. I must have a bullseye or something on my ass.
archmage: Quite possibly
discordian: And I blame you.
archmage: Me?
discordian: Yes you.
archmage: Why me?
discordian: Hell, I don't know. But can you think of anyone more likely to be responsible for something like that?
archmage: Hmmm....
archmage: Nope.
discordian: So I blame you.
archmage: OK, I accept that.

  • (no subject)

    Jim Jeffries On Why Other Countries Think US Gun Laws Are Crazy Pretty well sums it all up, as far as I'm concerned.

  • I Gotcher Free Inhabitant Status Right Here, Swingin'

    Holy cats...I've only just become aware of this "free inhabitant / article 4" bullshit. Watching some of the videos of these wingnuts is comedy gold,…

  • (no subject)

    First Biofluorescent Reptile Ever Discovered - Short article and links to further info. Biofluorescence is far from unknown, but we've never seen…

  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded