God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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On The Subject Of Evil

So, I've had a bit of a revelation: Evil is primarily composed of nitrogen.

Think about it: in every movie, when the Great Evil rises in an area, what happens? The foliage in the area dies off. When the Great Evil is vanquished, growth starts anew. Obviously, the concentration of nitrogen in the Great Evil is being sucked out of the ground, making plant growth difficult, and it's destruction returns it to the soil.

So, now you know.
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