Hey, It's "Lemme Out Of Here, I Was Only Napping" Day

I considered making some Saviour-On-A-Stick for supper today, but I forgot it takes three days to make. Oh well...here's some Jesus fun for ya:

• Jesus Of The Week, always amusing
• JesusDance.org - for the love of Jesus, turn down your speakers
• The Open-Ended Jesus Lightbulb Joke, answering the question "how many Jesuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" (My personal fave answer: Two, but it sure takes a loooooong time for the second one to arrive)
• The Bastard Son of the Lord Home Page, Jeezy Creezy's personal site
• Microsoft Jesus 97 - outdated, but still amusing
• ...and don't forget to visit JC's LJ, jesuschrist, or is it lordjesuschrist? There once was a jesus but I guess he couldn't hack it; Saviour Deathmatch, perhaps?