Online Gamer Killed Over Cybertheft - Short version: Player A of the online game "Legend of Mir 3" lent a massive uber-sexy sword to Player B, who turned around and sold it. Player A freaked out about the loss and reported this to the police, who told him hat they could do nothing, since this was not a real object. Player B offered to give Player A the money he'd made in the sale, and Player A, deciding not to wait, tracked down Player B and repeatedly stabbed him in the chest. he turned himself in.
People, get a life.
Then we have this picture of Scott Heldreth and his son, Joshua, outside the hospital where the late Ms. Schiavo was. Apparently, the son is one of six children (between the ages of 10 to 14) arrested in the past week for crossing a police line at the Woodside Hospice to take water to her...I guess no one told them that, if they managed to get there, she'd just drown from it. Makes you wonder what kind of brainless parent (shown here, brandishing his Bible in front of patriotic glory...none of which has anything to do with what was going on, of course) would push their kid into doing this. Lemme enlighten you what kind of parent would do this: a convicted child molester, that's who. Maybe NOT the best guy to show as a stalwart supporter of morality.
Man, that's hilarious to me.