Things you would like to say to: (omit any that don’t apply)
The last person who made you cry?
-- You suck. Die in a horribly painful way, please.
The last person who you bitched at?
-- You are pathetic. Turn on your brain and go outside.
The last person who took you for granted?
-- You turned on me...I hope you get everything you deserve.
The last person you hugged?
-- Hi, when you gonna come drink with me again?
Your favorite dead musician/celebrity?
-- I miss your work...you are greatly missed.
Your favorite living musician/celebrity?
-- You rock, you're a god, I wanna be just like you, only better.
Your internet provider?
-- Where's my pay raise?
Your best friend?
-- I miss you, m'man.
Your first love?
-- You were weird.
Your current love?
-- I miss you, sorceress.
The person who thought of mixing soap and water, putting it in a container with a looped stick and selling it?
-- Kick ass!
If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
-- No idea.
Would you name a child of yours after you?
-- Yeah, sure, why not.
What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
-- 'pervert' (last name)
If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
Do you think God has a gender?
Do you think science counteracts religion?
Do you believe in organized religion?
What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
-- nothing I know of
Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
-- 'Puberty Love' from Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes
What song(s) are constantly in your head?
-- changes daily...but 'Mustang Sally' is usually there somewhere
What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
-- 'Highway To Hell' - AC/DC
If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
-- 'Angel' - Stabbing Westward (assuming I didn't WRITE a song for the occasion)
If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
-- doesn't matter...hearing it would be enough
Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
-- always? no
Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
-- Darth Vader, of course
What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
-- real horror, not slasher, but deep-to-the-bone scary
What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
-- none strike me that way
What's your favorite kind of cheese?
-- Monterrey Jack
If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
Mac or PC?
-- PC, all the way
How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
-- very flattered
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
-- fun occasionally. But not as much fun as 'with'.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
-- not as much as I'd like
Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
-- hmmm....tough question...yeah
What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?
-- If I wanted it memorized, I've done it
What movie makes/made you cry?
-- 'Chasing Amy'
What book makes/made you cry?