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Things you would like to say to: (omit any that don’t apply)
The last person who made you cry?
-- You suck. Die in a horribly painful way, please.
The last person who you bitched at?
-- You are pathetic. Turn on your brain and go outside.
The last person who took you for granted?
-- You turned on me...I hope you get everything you deserve.
The last person you hugged?
-- Hi, when you gonna come drink with me again?
Peewee Herman?
-- Meka-leka-hi-meka-hiney-ho
Your favorite dead musician/celebrity?
-- I miss your work...you are greatly missed.
Your favorite living musician/celebrity?
-- You rock, you're a god, I wanna be just like you, only better.
Your internet provider?
-- Where's my pay raise?
Your best friend?
-- I miss you, m'man.
Your first love?
-- You were weird.
Your current love?
-- I miss you, sorceress.
The person who thought of mixing soap and water, putting it in a container with a looped stick and selling it?
-- Kick ass!
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If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
-- No idea.
Would you name a child of yours after you?
-- Yeah, sure, why not.
What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
-- 'pervert' (last name)
If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?
-- doubtful
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
-- nope
Do you think God has a gender?
-- nope
Do you think science counteracts religion?
-- nope
Do you believe in organized religion?
-- nope
What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?
-- nothing I know of
Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?
-- yep
What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?
-- 'Puberty Love' from Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes
What song(s) are constantly in your head?
-- changes daily...but 'Mustang Sally' is usually there somewhere
What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?
-- 'Highway To Hell' - AC/DC
If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use?
-- 'Angel' - Stabbing Westward (assuming I didn't WRITE a song for the occasion)
If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
-- doesn't matter...hearing it would be enough
Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original?
-- always? no
Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
-- Darth Vader, of course
What kind of movie do you think there should be more of?
-- real horror, not slasher, but deep-to-the-bone scary
What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of?
-- none strike me that way
What's your favorite kind of cheese?
-- Monterrey Jack
If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?
-- Yep
Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
-- Nope
Mac or PC?
-- PC, all the way
How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?
-- marginally
Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
-- nope
Do you actually know your Social Security Number?
-- yup
Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?
-- prolly
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
-- very flattered
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
-- fun occasionally. But not as much fun as 'with'.
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?
-- yes
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?
-- not as much as I'd like
Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?
-- hmmm....tough question...yeah
What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize?
-- If I wanted it memorized, I've done it
What movie makes/made you cry?
-- 'Chasing Amy'
What book makes/made you cry?
-- none