God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
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Britney Spears, You Are A Dumb Cunt

The tabloids and magazines have been saying lately that she's pregnant, noting her fuller figure, etc. (which could have something to do with all the junk food and alcohol the little white-trash bimbo is pictured with), and she's been flatly denying it. Going out of her way to vehemently deny it, even. So why is she bothering now to "reveal" that she, in fact, IS pregnant? Yeah, um, dear...we already knew, and you lied, badly.

Now, is anyone else nauseous at the thought of her breeding? And, did she not notice that this schmoe she's married has two other kids, one of which was just about to be born when he left it's momma and married her? Yeah, real daddy material, there, Brit. I love the fact that he sports this fedora to look cool, but has to walk around with his chin up so he can see under the low-pulled brim. That's not fashion, there, Kev, that just plain stupid.

I, for one, fear that it's gonna look about like that deformed little pooch she walks around with. And a little bit like the dog, too. ;) She's trying so hard to seem like the fairy-tale princess, the happily-ever-after success story, and she comes off like a serious waste of oxygen. Someone kick her back to the trailer park, please.
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