Even funnier is the Goth/Industrial Dance basics workshop they're holding. Because, you know, it hasn't quite become commercial enough in the last 10 years, now we have to start officially teaching people how the basics of "Pushing Through the Spiderwebs", "Pulling Taffy", and "Catching the Bat, Kissing the Bat, Releasing the Bat". *sigh*
And, let's not forget Gothic Belly-Dancing, since some people want to branch out into other dance and art forms, but don't want to give up their fishnets, plastic-and-yarn ponyfalls, and PVC.