15 April 2005 @ 12:26 pm
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

There are no new sins....the old ones just get more publicity.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.

Think about this..., No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
bojo427bojo427 on April 15th, 2005 09:14 pm (UTC)
Ahhh, insight goodness!
Remember when a nose ring seemed really out there? Even better, remember when blue nail polish was considered WILD? Wasn't so long ago- In 40 years we'll have all of these tattooed grandmas with nose and belly rings googling in shock at whatever the younguns' have decided is the next trend. Can't wait to see what it is. Those'll be good times
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on April 15th, 2005 09:19 pm (UTC)
I'm betting on transparent skin grafts and organ piercing.
oldergoddess on April 16th, 2005 02:43 am (UTC)
ahh tattooed grandmas, grin why not. I hope you do not mind if I post these, they are too good not too. Remember all things return, my great grandkids will probablygo back to the fifties up tightness, bleah.
Wolfyewolfye on April 18th, 2005 04:09 am (UTC)
Only thousands ? I think that'll be pretty cute really.

I thought I'd heard it all, but the other day my daughter told me that she wants a tail.
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll: Tiger (*MROWR*)archmage on April 18th, 2005 04:38 am (UTC)
Hey, a chick with a tail is HOT.