God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll

Guess What? You Suck.

Kill. Me. Now.

Bling It On - a "product" you can buy which is little crystals on a sticky, acetate backing, so you can make your cellphone, iPod, or what-have-you more, I dunno, "pop-star-like", for lack of a better term.

Don't miss the commercial, under the media tab, so you can see the soccer mom with her "blinged" shades, hair-clip, and laptop computer. Then play it again, memorize their faces, hunt them all down, and kill them. Be sure to stop by the offices and warehouses of this company, and include them in the death toll.

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