A 911 operator in Watauga, TX got a call from some woman who phoned authorities after coming home to find her daughters fighting. She told the dispatcher that her 12-year-old had kicked a hole in the door. Now, why she dialled 911 for THAT is beyond me...but, upon being told this, dispatcher Mike Forbess responded:"Okay, did you want us to come over and shoot her?"
BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyway, the woman paused and said "Excuse me?", and he apologized, but she got all offended. Forbess took it on himself to let a supe know what happened, and in the end he got a written warning about ever doing it again.
See? Took responsibility for his own faux pas, which shows integrity, and sniped an excellent one at some bitch wasting 911's time.
Mike Forbess, this Bud's for you. You ROCK.