royhuggins got the idea: Kerry Queen is a skywriter, and as he was in his (airplane) cabin writing a letter, the electrical storm caused his plane to be hit by lightning. Sucks to be him.OK, on to today's:
During a world fair, a group of scientists were exhibiting their advances in genetic engineering. There were cross-breeds of bulls, cows, and other domestic farm animals. Featured in the exhibit were several over-sized prize turkeys. One afternoon during the show, a woman walked up to the exhibit, shot the turkeys, and then ran from the building. Although she was known to a number of people, nobody made any attempt to stop her. Why?
