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Expand Your Mind

Almost all of you were on the ball and figured out that the woman who shot the turkeys was a photographer. Ready for a new one?
Captain Frank went to the hardware store to make a purchase for his house. He asked the clerk, "How much will one cost?" The clerk thought for a moment and said "Three dollars." Captain Frank, who looked a little puzzled, said, "Well then, how much will twelve cost?" "Six dollars," replied the clerk. Captain Frank scratched his head and said, "If I were to purchase two hundred, how much would that cost?" "That," said the clerk, "will cost you nine dollars." What was Captain Frank buying?
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