I deal with so many clueless morons everyday. i don't mean those who are genuinely uninformed, and who would welcome the chance to increase their knowledge, I mean those true bongo-brains who don't know anything, don't bother trying to find anything out, and don't take it well when this lack of easily-available knowledge biotes them in the ass. In short, I mean a good number of my customers.

Since I have been known to talk about them as a group, I went looking for the noun of collection for them (like a herd of cows, a pride of lions, a muder of crows, etc.), and found that there was not one, not one I could find, anyway. So, we've decided to create one.

From here on out, feel free to refer to a group of them as a clot of morons. I will be.