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27 December 2001 @ 12:17 pm
I deal with so many clueless morons everyday. i don't mean those who are genuinely uninformed, and who would welcome the chance to increase their knowledge, I mean those true bongo-brains who don't know anything, don't bother trying to find anything out, and don't take it well when this lack of easily-available knowledge biotes them in the ass. In short, I mean a good number of my customers.

Since I have been known to talk about them as a group, I went looking for the noun of collection for them (like a herd of cows, a pride of lions, a muder of crows, etc.), and found that there was not one, not one I could find, anyway. So, we've decided to create one.

From here on out, feel free to refer to a group of them as a clot of morons. I will be.
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violetvixen on December 27th, 2001 01:21 pm (UTC)
a clot of customers.. those impeeding the educational enlightenment of customers who truley deserve it?
notyourbusiness on December 27th, 2001 10:40 pm (UTC)
I like this new terminology. ;-)
Wolfyewolfye on December 28th, 2001 02:01 pm (UTC)
I don't think you could come up with a better description for much of humanity. I mean, a clot of morons! How very very :)
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on December 28th, 2001 03:10 pm (UTC)
I thought so...I've even got people using here at the office...kick ass!
R. Michael Litchfieldlitch on December 29th, 2001 11:50 am (UTC)
some authors I used to read a lot used "clot" as adjective similar to fuck, alan cole and chris bunch.

If a gathering of morons is a clot, what does that say about the system we live in? That the universe finds some value in them being a giant sticky blob of pseudo tissue that impedes our orderly movement about the place? What could that be?
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Rollarchmage on December 29th, 2001 04:37 pm (UTC)
Well, people are the lifeblood of society. we carry information from place to place, and it is exchanged for goods and services. The clot impedes that progress, and like a blood clot, does not gain or exchange new info, but rather just sits there like the useless blockage that it is.