OK, problem one, of course, was the insanely hot sauce in the mouth. As in, so hot you don't register it for a moment. So, yeah, that kicked in, ultra-hot, and I did a really bad thing, I gasped in pain. Gasped, as in "air moving inward quickly". Lemme tell you, scalding sausage in the windpipe is NOT a fun feeling. So now we have burned mouth and burned trachea. All of this while stumbling around the kitchen, coughing, choking, and generally trying to find something to help.
Yeah, this is just fun fun fun. there's a spot of my tongue burned enough that it feels more like I have some food stuck to it or something, so I'm constantly swallowing or messing with it and my teeth, subconsciously.
Ugh. It's a minor thing, really, but damn annoying.