The damn things were scanning as $0.01...and while I wasn't going to argue, that just couldn't be right. He scanned it again, same thing, he called his supervisor over, she scanned them twice, same thing. Finally she decided it must be something they discontinued or something, and gave them to me for $2.
Best pair of pants I've ever bought.
As a side note, bought a new hat to work in, so I don't fuck up my FBI hat. Saw that and had to have iot...such fun things you can find at the second-hand thrift store!