She mentions this to me, and all I can imagine is a snack food. So, adopting my best cartoon German accent, I turn to her and say "Mmmm, ze new Master Snack Food, Jewish Crisps! Straight from ze ovens at Auschwitz to your table. (*I raise my hand in a Nazi salute*) Ve haff vays of handling your hunger! Betcha can't eat just von!" Needless to say, she fell apart laughing.
Small epilogue: after all this, I looked up the post to see the picture that started it all, and turns out that the comment was made by doranosaurus, who I know but haven't seen since I left EarthLink. What are the odds?