OK, all this is groovy, but they sent me the link for my review on their site. Imagine my surprise and pride to discover that they had, in fact, meant they wanted to use my complete review of all the films at the festival!
So, yeah, wow. I'm extremely flattered. Here's the link, if you wanna read.. I may never be famous, but my names shall lurk in all the darkest corners...MUAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA