I know it's been linked from others, but I fell apart laughing after viewing this video clip from Japan. I swear, I should go back and finish learning to speak Japanese, and then move there. If they like weird shit like that, I should get along fine. caliban pointed out that I was too tall to go to Japan, though (what, is there a sign on the shore that sasy 'you must be THIS tall to ride this island'?). I figure, they like new and different things (obviously), so maybe I'll be a novelty! I could end up in beautiful women up to my armpits (which is apparently as high as most of them will come up to, if I'm that much taller)!