God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage
  • Mood: annoyed

*sigh*

I've come to an amazing discovery in the field of physics and metaphysics: The entire world is an illusion. You may well wonder how I've come to this startling revelation. Simple really: the world around me simply cannot actually exist as my senses perceive. It's impossible. I know this because I feel my head pounding against a brick wall, I feel my fists pummeling it, and nothing is answering my angry shouts...but the world I sense around me shows none of this.

Thus, the Real World must be something quite different, and it must be run by a seriously sadistic bastard of the first water. I think I'll call this my "Sadistic Design" Theory.




He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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