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01 February 2006 @ 02:07 pm
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbour, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.

The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
entitymelentitymel on February 2nd, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)

Thank you.
violetvixen on February 2nd, 2006 12:22 am (UTC)