*hands Frank the "Long Fucking Sentence" award*

Oh, this was nothing, really, I've done so many other sentences in the past that rambled on and on, with descriptive phrases linked in nested succession, all culminating in a conclusion so sublime, so perfect, that the mind reeled to think that such a thing was possible with only the base and vulgar English language, that this mere trifle of an announcement of a cool man's death falls short by comparison into little more than a foetid wisp of pestilent vapour.