Thou shalt at least try not to be such a total dick all the time.
Thou shalt not exploit these commandments to extort 10% net income from insecure sheep who fear the meaningless inevitability of death.
...and WHY are these not the Commandments they want to live by? Oh, yeah, because they take work and make sense.
Ah, ChickenHead, there is such wisdom in your humour sometimes.