"I just shaved my cooch Thursday and already 3 guys have seen it!"
"Steph! You aeen't supposed to do that to people who aren't bi!"
"*BLEELLLCH* Nice, you really do fit into this group."
"There's an abundance of phil-ness going around."
"I'm not just interesting when I'm drunk, I'm just MORE interesting when I'm drunk."
"So, what, you're Nor-glish?"
"As your lawyer, my advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
"If anything on you is flaccid, you need to talk to Steph, not me."
"Frank, you are supposed to be backing me up, here."
"Thanks...I just have dirty rainbow."
"And that's why mine stays in an easily identifiable position."
"This tequila shit is very fucking...thing."
"Bjorn, that's a bush, it's not your type."
"Yes, I have witnesses to the fact that you claim you have slept with me!"
"But I don't want to be in the pile!"
and of course: "Kittystrip this, bitch!"