Christians Sue for Right Not to Be Intolerant -- I can't make this stuff up, kids. Ah yes, nothing better than watching holier-than-thou bigoted anus-heads go out of their way to be even more so. Hypochristianity, indeed. Frankly, my Christian friends should be just as annoyed by this as any, as it's the kind of loud, obnoxious ass that makes the rest of them, perfectly nice people to live with, look bad. Bad apples are everywhere.

Speaking of religious texts, I don't care how much it costs, I really, really want the plush Necronomicon.