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Apparently, Bananas = God

Remember Kirk Cameron? From Growing Pains, back in the wacky days of the 80's? Most of you may not be aware that he's become some kind of Christian evangelist these days, got his own obscure show call "The Way of the Master" or something. Hey, why not, right? he's happy, good for him. Gotta say, though, this little video clip form the show makes me wonder if they haven't all gone just one toke over the line, knowhutImean? In it, they explain how the banana ("the atheist's nightmare") is proof that there must be a God who designed it all, because it's just so perfect for humans to eat.

Bananas = God

Yeah, that clinches it, right there...'cause, you know, no human ever ate a pear, or a gazelle, or celery, or whatever. *sigh* When will they learn? Answer: never. Funny, it's usually monkeys you associate with eating bananas, but that would imply we were related to them...
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  • *sigh*

    I just got an e-mail from the Project Director and In-House Artist for Toy Vault. While this could have been a damn cool thing, what he wanted was…

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    Ha, got a random message from someone who got their mother to knit them a Cthulhu mask. They dropped me a line titled "In Homage!" and linked me to…

  • The Adventures of Lil' Cthulhu

    Easily the cutest and most disturbing thing I've seen today. *Thanks and a cuppa to avantard for the link!*