I had the weirdest dream last night...
Go Gramma, it's your birthday, go Gramma, it's your birthday...
I'm considering doing something like this. Maybe not to this extent, though.
Yes, so very realistic looking.
Hope it's not TOO urgent.
"Damn, we ran out of H's...aw, no one will notice..."
There's nothing I can say here that you haven't already thought and laughed at.
This will not end well.
I'm not sure which is bigger, his engine or his gut. I'm leaning towards the gut.
I've heard of "drained of colour" before, but this is ridiculous.
Whatever you do, don't sneeze.
Yeah, maybe it's time for that 'home improvement loan.'
Yeah, um, praise the Lord.
For when you have that itch you just can't seem to scratch.
Suddenly, I want a glass of wine.
Another in the "bad parenting choices" collection.
EDIT #2: this pic has been completely removed. Partly this due to the fact that less enlightened people might have gone apeshit about the picture, and partly this was due to PhotoShop shenanigans detected in the picture, which I was not awake enough to have seen when I snagged the pic this morning. Sorry!
I love pictures like this.
Ronald McDonald's brother Joey just didn't have the look for advertising...
...and neither did their Uncle Ned.
And that concludes this day's broadcast. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Friday.