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08 May 2006 @ 04:50 pm
 
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone.
He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied, "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?" she asked.



"Beerfuck," he replied.
 
 
Elli Mayhem: blinkymayhemellimayhem on May 8th, 2006 11:58 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's fantastic.

Here's one for you:

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on his face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and she says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
NO, RLYpornrockangel on May 9th, 2006 12:11 am (UTC)
nice, to both of those :)
Dave: laugh toothvoicetrack on May 9th, 2006 01:27 am (UTC)
Bwahahahahaha! I'm gonna tell that one on my show in the morning!
Scarletscarletdemon on May 9th, 2006 10:24 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha!