God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage

Just Shut Up

OK, so, first thing I'm really fucking tired of hearing about: "Da Vinci Code." Ever read the book? It wasn't a bad idea for a story, but Dan Brown's convoluted prose was a pain to get through. Now it's a movie, and NOW you're getting all this outcry from religious groups and whatnot. First off, book's been around for three years; pretty sad that people didn't go apeshit then. Apparently, reading and being well-adjusted and intelligent go hand-in-hand. Secondly, it's fiction, ya fuckin' morons. It's not a threat to anyone's faith and it's not real. Can't count how many articles I'm seeing about "the real Da Vinci code" or what group is calling for it to be boycotted or censured because they feel it casts them in a bad light or whatnot. Look: it's a movie. If you were so worried about it, why did you not say anything three years ago, and why can you not get over it? Drop it, let it go, it's not a threat to you, and it's not the revelation of a conspiracy. All you are doing is making more people want to see it. Dumbass religious types...got all the wisdom of a piece of mouldy Roquefort.

OK, second thing I'm really fucking tired of hearing about: Britney Spears. I've never really understood why celebrity news is such a huge deal, anyway, much less celebrity baby stuff. Hey, their genitalia works, great. But sheesh, when she was pregnant the first time it was big, and now a second time and it's all over. Worse, though, is all these things I'm seeing about ow bad a mother she is. First it was the kid in her lap as she drove off. Then it was the kid is in a baby seat the wrong way, Now it's how she almost dropped the kid, and how she's a horrible mother and should have the kid taken away, blah blah blah. Hey, I'm not condoning the kid in here lap, OK, that was dumb. The carseat thing, maybe not the smartest, but at least he was in a carseat. Almost dropping him, what mother out there hasn't at least once in her maternal career been walking with a baby on her hip and stumbled? She DIDN'T drop him, so who the fuck cares? Christ, things happen, and yet we all made it, didn't we? Here's a thought, just drop it. Give it a rest, you're not perfect either. let the little white trash bimbo and her bohunk goober disappear into the trailer park.

I hate it here.
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