Hey, that's unrepentant's dog...seven days later, you'll have to groom him. Again.
Maybe you can donate the fur to this chilly guy.
YES, I CAN TELL YOU'RE COMPLAINING, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Much like the Winchester mansion, they just kept building...but with less money and skill.
A beautifully geeky tattoo. But why the top of your foot?!?
Smoking on the brain
You know, I'm a big guy, myself, and I think I'd have tried to not sit right there.
I was kinda under the impression that Jesus didn't do that.
"Bob, that gate we put in for traffic control? Yeah, don't think it's working."
So, with all the wine I'm making, you might wonder what I do with all the used corks...
Great name choice there, Dick.
Ironically, I hear it's a very short road.
Well, that's one way to attract attention.
And now you know why the street cleaning isn't going well.
I'd ride it.
After several bottles of milk were stolen, the gang responsible was eventually captured.
"You will pay for that insult, Sir John of the Deere!"
The Twilight Zone
An advance peek at the centerfold in next month's "Playsquirrel"
"So, what all accessories can I have on this thing? I wanna be prepared for anything."
"Now, once you have a good grip on the baby, get your power drill. I prefer the 1/2 horsepower Makita with the keyless chuck..."
Whenever he goes shirtless, someone crashes a remote control plane into him.
"I gotta sit down, Sam, I'm beat. Too much junk in my trunk, I guess."
Part of the photographer's job is to capture the moments that you'll want to remember forever.
First time's always the worst.
Luckily, the cat will lick it up.
And that's all for this edition. Congratulations, mission accomplished.