God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the god-damn ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

His partner replies, "Well, hell, man, you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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