You won't believe what this mongoloid did. Try not to fall apart laughing until we're done, because it's worth it. So, he breaks into someone's house, right? However, he's armed only with a knife, wearing only thong underwear, and videotaping himself doing it all.
Oh, it gets better.
He attacks the woman that lives there, she fends him off, runs away, and hides in some trees. He does his thing...and leaves the video camera behind.
Nope, not finished yet.
Investigators find the camera, and watch the tape. Guess he was taping over an old tape, because at the end of it were images of the guy's family. They are identified, and this guy is tracked down...at his mommy's house.
You may now laugh insanely.