OK, here we have Rev. Bob Harrington from Who-Gives-A-Fuck, Texas. Apparently, Preacher Bob doesn't like Jessica and Ashley Simpson. Now, OK, I can't argue with that, I'm no fan of their brand of so-called" entertainment" either, but The Bob is a bit of a weirdo. Seems he feels they - and their father, who is their manager and a former Baptist minister, himself - have traded "holiness" for "horniness" and thus, they are cursed. The best part, though, is that The Bob says that "their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell."
Yeah, 'cause we all know that only BAD girls get wrinkly faces and saggy tits and then die. Good girls stay smooth and perky and immortal.