I started out with saying they could be bred together to form a hybrid, creating steak drumsticks. They'd sell like crazy, all the taste of steak, with the ease and portability of fried chicken. They could call it ChickCow...and hey, idea, 80's electronic-rockers Yello could do the commercial! Just imagine..."BOWBOW - chik chika-ChickCow - ooh, BOWBOW - chik chika-ChickCow - the meat....delicious - the sauce...even more delicious...ooooooh yeah - BOW BOW - ooooooh YEAH - *chompchewslurp* ooooooooohh yeeeeeaaahhhhhh"
Go ahead, listen to the song, it could work...