In-game GM for Sega. Yep. Got the word today. Job duties would include: patrolling the game, interacting with users, and gleaning key issues; observation of the general server status; investigation of user complaints and warning/banning malicious users; playtesting game updates; monitoring game message boards; you get the idea. Chances are excellent I could have had the job for the asking, too.
*sigh* Paid to play online games, and be a god while I do it. Can I just hate the Universe again? I know I'm doing this a lot, lately, but this is a special case.