"Here is the result of your 1500 Point Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 1414 of 1500 questions, making you 5.8% sexually pure (94.2% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 5.8% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 82%, based on a comparison of your test results with 22855 other submissions for this test.
The average purity for this test is 76.2%."
Hey, I'm a firm believer that you should try EVERYTHING in life at least 3 times: once for experience, once for comparison, once for scientific report. Apparently.