God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll (archmage) wrote,
God of Thunder and Rock'n'Roll
archmage

Am I seeing this right? Someone thought it would be a good idea to do a Baywatch movie? Well, I've thought for years that Hollywood was shot to Hell, so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. I mean, c'mon, Hostel 2? *twitch* Whatever. Sounds like the same crap movie, only they got smart this time and made the victims hot college chicks.

Speaking of films that didn't need to be made, have you heard about I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry? Adam Sandler and Kevin James play two straight fire-fighters who pretend to be gay, so they can claim spousal benefits should one of them die.

*blink*

Yep, you see that correctly. Because, you know, this isn't a hot issue right now to be exploited and made fun of, no, of course not. Christ, you gotta be shitting me, people are fighting for this right, legitimately, in state after state, and here's a movie about it being taken advantage of by a couple of straight guys. Oh, joy. And, fear not, they made a point of hitting any cliché they could, including the hot-and-sexy female love interest of one of them letting Sandler check her out in her undies and feel her breasts because, obviously, he's gay and therefore safe. Now, to this film's credit, that love interest is Jessica Biel, and watching her in her skivvies (and later, a latex catsuit) is always a bonus. But, really, is this what we need? Kids, be aware of your entertainment, and when it's just not right, huh?
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